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I always laugh when I think about him saying Mission acomplished and that the war is over. Also you can only fool me once is my favs.
him on 9/11

that should of been a huge clue for what we were in for.
I loved the part where he played some mad war games in early september and followed through with complete controlled demolition of 3 massive buildings f
I think I’ll always remember him for "fool me once", the shoe throwing thing would have been my favorite, but he actually looked pretty badass dodging that shit.

How about choking on a pretzel while his dog just sat there and watched?

Sitting still like an idiot for 7 minutes after being told the nation was under attack.

couldn’t fucking agree more
I will always remember the shoe throwing incident. He did look badass.
I always laugh when I think about how there hasn’t been a terrorist attack against our USA since he went balls out and invaded two countries. Oh wait, that’s not funny. That’s pretty commendable actually. You can blame him for all the bad stuff he’s done wrong…and rightfully so. But you also have to give him credit when it’s due….something OT will never do.
I like when he couldn’t explain why he didn’t agree to go under oath when talking to the 9/11 commission
Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to hurt our citizens, and so do we.

oops, Freudian slip.
didnt his limo get egged when he was "reelected"?

I forgot all about this
22 Jan 2009 and beyond will be my fav Bush moment

I liked when he protected us after the attacks in NY.
Tribal Sovereignty

What!? When did that happen?
showing the world that america won’t surrender to terrorists or turn around and run when things get tough

you must live in a cave
what happened after the mission accomplished when they tried to douchebag their way to an explaination was pretty funny too

I wanna see this

It would have to be the shoe throwing. It’s unfortunate that it was so bad ass, because that was pretty much all he did good.
Too many to choose from

i came here to post that

Real story: the Iraq War was going horribly, he drank himself into a stupor and slammed his head into something.

He’s such a joker.

The title of the thread is your fav Bush moment. Not intended to be a hate thread. Oh yeah thank you bush for doing what a president is supposed to do. Thanks for doing your job.

Come on man, it’s got it’s own Wikipedia page.

Well, if we actually had information that he actually stopped attacks, sure. But it could also be argued that his response to 9/11 exceeded Al Qaeda’s wildest expectations and that his foreign policy has done more than enough to further their goal of an all-out Islam vs. Christianity war, rendering any further attacks against us basically unnecessary.

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Apparently he got drunk and the whole choking on pretzel thing was made up

based on the feeble at best evidence that Bin Laden is actually behind 9/11? And then invading iraq looking for imaginary wmds?
here we go, the basketball one is in here:

If only it weren’t for that whole "Bin Laden dead or alive" thing. oops.

fixed

and then attacking Iraq….

I don’t know what’s more comical, the actual situation, or the people that can’t discern that Bush obviously knew he was blind and just fucking with him for some levity.

so what? caves are a good choice of housing

ouch!

don’t worry about him, he’s an idiot

i’m talking about Iraq, douche nozzle
I love how Bush gets credit from republicans for not having a second attack…..

yet Clinton had the same effect!

If he really was that was a bold move

true, probably won’t need the earthquake insurance

yeah….real effective at breeding a generation of terrorists who never existed before.

and killing them

did I make this up? I could’ve sworn this happened?

you’re a fucking idiot. enjoy being a gear in the Republican machine you faggot.

Something along those lines. You are an idiotic troll

thanks, dipshit

Terrorist attacks? Right.

i’m not a troll

just the kind of response i’d expect from someone who sucks Dubya’s dick day and night.

then you’re a fucking idiot. Seriously, it scares the shit out of me that people like you are allowed to vote.

lurker out of nowhere with a smartass comment

you can’t figure it out? How he says "touche" at the end while laughing isn’t a dead giveaway.

Bush has probably interacted with that guy hundreds of times, it wasn’t that bold of a move

Bush didn’t even have hundreds of press conferences

i actually don’t even like him all that much.

in fact, pretty much the only thing he’s done that i support is the global war on terror.

i just get sick of people blaming him for everything that goes wrong. he’s obviously a good person who loves his country and does what he thinks is right despite public opinion, the complete opposite of people like the clintons or barack obama.

you have to respect the fact that he’s stood his ground on the war. we don’t need another situation like vietnam or mogadishu, where we embolden our enemies by showing them we don’t have the guts to stick it out for the long haul.
when he tried to open the locked door and stood there like a deer in the highlights

what a badass

that shits going on my zune

Since when did we go to Iraq to kill terrorists?

Seriously, it’s sickening how many voters are completely misinformed, and not for lack of trying by the Republicans.

god fucking dammit, he’s right out of one of those futuristic movies where the head guy is a fucking douchebag controlling everyone with a false enemy.

it’s hilarious how you condemn people who are exactly like you, just from a different point of view

we went to prevent iraq from selling weapons of mass destruction to terrorists.

now we’re fighting terrorists to keep them from turning iraq into their personal playground.

whats difficult to understand about this?

Jesus you actually believe this? lulz

WTF? how come we have not fucked with North Korea or Iran?

1. we didn’t prevent anyone from selling wmds to anyone

2. we created those terrorists by being there. If you can even call them terrorists, since they are fighting military forces.

seriously?

here’s a sample from 1 day of "freedom fighting" in iraq

2006.10.10 Iraq Mosul 7 0 Seven bodies are found here, and four others in Tal Afar, showing signs of torture at the hands of religious militants.
2006.10.10 Iraq Baghdad 60 22 Sixty victims of sectarian hatred within the Religion of Peace are found over a 24 hour period. Twenty-two others are injured.
2006.10.10 Iraq Fallujah 4 0 Radical Sunnis kidnap and torture four civilians to death.
2006.10.10 Iraq Baqubah 12 0 A dozen people are gunned down by Muslim terrorists.
2006.10.10 Iraq Baghdad 10 4 Islamic fundamentalists bomb a bakery, killing ten innocents.
A tie between:

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

-and-

That fantastic "you missed, fucko" smirk after the first shoe sailed by his head.

In 2007 Islam and Judaism’s holiest holidays overlapped for 10 days.
Muslims racked up 397 dead bodies in 94 terror attacks across 10
countries during this time… while Jews worked on their 159th Nobel Prize.

bullshit, asshole. everyone knows that the muslims are just fighting for their freedom in gaza and iraq

and Russia and Chechnya and the Philippines and Indonesia and Nigeria and England and Thailand and Spain and Bangladesh etc etc

who.the.fuck.cares

this is not our place to be their police force. They wouldn’t even be having these problems if idiots like you didn’t vote in a totalitarian dictator like Bush. Honestly, you just have a hard on for war and will find any excuse to justify spending taxpayer money on it.

I quoted that from the site you linked

you’re insane

just admit that these "people" you’re always defending are terrorists

sarcasm bro

my favorite too, it really show how much of a tool he really is.

godamn

edit too late
evilchristoph is one of the biggest fucking trolls on this site.

"if you dont think exactly how i think, youre a retard and shouldnt even be classified as a citizen"

i already told you, i’m not a troll!

he’s even a worse troll than i am

this is his ignorance summed up in one statement. "I use the Google. I use the maps program. Not sure what it’s called though".

holy shit

yeah i cant believe some guy in his mid 50s thats the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES doesnt have anything better to do but to keep up with all the latest tools on the internet.
i can certainly understand a lot of the bush hate, but some of the shit you people choose to ride his ass for is amazing

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The google thing is a stupid criticism when there is so much other shit to choose from.
Definitely that one time he told us to invade Iraq. lolz

this is true but if you dont know about the topic than dont speak as if you do. he should know this of all things by now. AND FOR CHRIST’S SAKE ITS CALLED GOOGLE MAPS

yainorite? he’s gotta be wary of fucking internet nerds calling him out for every little misstep. how dare he speak casually off-the-cuff

Hes a moron

They have tried numerous times to attack and they have been thwarted. Just because you dont hear about it doesnt mean it doesnt happen.
Man its just weird.

You people have (had) THIS man as your leader and YOU chose him.

If he is that much of a buffoon, then what does it make the people (you) that voted for him? Not once but TWICE. WTF were you all thinking?

the other choices were worse?

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That’s spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
[Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange]
the way he says "tur-ror" rather than terror

yeah, except there were many bear attacks before the bear patrol was formed. since an organization was put into place specifically to stop bear attacks, there havent been any. but yeah, its a complete coincidence, just like a rock that keeps tigers away

inorite? first president to have an accent.

you people fucking amaze me. at least pick on shit like the way he handled the economy. didnt reverse some of the policies that went into effect right before he came into office that really opened the door for the housing and credit collapse. that he thought it was a great idea to cut taxes and increase spending at the same time (oh yeah, the next guy is doing the same thing…)

he’s done plenty of dumb shit, but jesus

wrong forum to ask that.

you should probably ask the people over at redneck.com and nohighschooldiploma.com

we can sit down and philosophize about strategery in a bit. but first, watch this drive.

i think dodging the shoes with a smirk on his face was the highlight of his presidency
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

are you there haven’t been any terror attacks since 9/11?
the bird pooping on him:

the fact that he has kept this country safe since 9/11

the fact that he didn’t surrender in Iraq
There are some in here that I did not know about. Fuck this man was funny as hell. I will truly miss the train wreck he is during public speaking
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
i think bush calmly dodging that shoe and laughing at the dude cuz he knew the guy will be assraped in gitmo was the proudest moment of being american

Whats even more shocking about Bush is half of you dumb fucks voted him in for a second term

olo

Wow thank you sir for posting this. I was trying to find the youtube video for this exact same scene yesterday but couldn’t find it so I just said fuck it.

holy shit i love president bush

the fucking man.
in 4 years i will be sad to think i hated bush so much, and he was like FDR compared to the next sack of shit

Ummm, where,troll?

He lost before he has ever invaded that shithole, you bufoon

hehe yeah! Only about 40 presidents can say that, and only a few had to take away civil rights to do it

No shit, what did he think was going to happen by invading? Just look at what happened in Afghanistan and Vietnam, doesn’t take a genious to figure out the US would end up in a quagmire of a war that would never end.

LOL at the fact that he let 911 happen and he actually went to war in Iraq.

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