So… any predictions on how this season of "Presidential Election!" will end? It’s had an unbelievable, 2-year long run… it better have a good grand finale!!! The season finale has got to be coming up soon, right?
Maybe a twist ending, I don’t think sex scandals or election fraud will do it anymore, they’ve been waaayyy too overused. How about Bob Barr’s overwhelming victory? Or maybe it will be Bush suspending the election?
Bread and circuses to keep the masses content, right? It sure has been one hell of a media circus so far. It even beat American Idol and the Olympics! WHO CARES about Georgia/Iran/Iraq/Afghanistan/Pakistan or the Huge Mortgage Bailout or Healthcare/Education/Jobs/Poverty or Liberty/Justice/Security or the American Dream or America’s Future or finding America’s Role in the World, really, WHO CARES???? Let those GEEKY people on the news with no lives figure that pointless stuff out, since they have no lives with nothing better to do because they can’t get laid and are too ELITIST to get wasted!
HELLLLLO, PEOPLE! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PERSONALITY CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like, "WHO IS MORE POPULAR?" and "WHO HAS THE BETTER LIFE STORY?" and, totally, "WHO IS SEXIER?" and how about "WHO HAS MORE CELEBRITY FRIENDS? CAN OPRAH BEAT CHUCK NORRIS?" and, like, "WHO KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT A MOOSE, WHILE DRIVING THEIR KIDS TO HOCKEY, WHILE IN LABOR?" and maybe "WHO DOES MY PASTOR LIKE MORE, SO I KNOW I GOT A FREE TICKET TO HEAVEN?" and definitely "WHO DO I IDENTIFY WITH MORE, BEING THE TOTALLY AWESOME PERSON I AM?", DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HHHHHHHAVVVVVVVVVEeeeeee nooooooo!!!!! iiiddeeaAAAAAA gonnnnNNNAAAA!!!?!?!? BE CLOSE THOUGH WOOOO!!!!!
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