Ready for the "Grand Finale"?!?

Posted by bruni on October 01, 2008

So… any predictions on how this season of "Presidential Election!" will end? It’s had an unbelievable, 2-year long run… it better have a good grand finale!!! The season finale has got to be coming up soon, right?

Maybe a twist ending, I don’t think sex scandals or election fraud will do it anymore, they’ve been waaayyy too overused. How about Bob Barr’s overwhelming victory? Or maybe it will be Bush suspending the election?

Bread and circuses to keep the masses content, right? It sure has been one hell of a media circus so far. It even beat American Idol and the Olympics! WHO CARES about Georgia/Iran/Iraq/Afghanistan/Pakistan or the Huge Mortgage Bailout or Healthcare/Education/Jobs/Poverty or Liberty/Justice/Security or the American Dream or America’s Future or finding America’s Role in the World, really, WHO CARES???? Let those GEEKY people on the news with no lives figure that pointless stuff out, since they have no lives with nothing better to do because they can’t get laid and are too ELITIST to get wasted!
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Obama compares U.S. to China and Russia

Posted by bruni on September 04, 2008

And don’t all freak out because it is Rush.

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We’ll Nuke Poland

Posted by bruni on September 02, 2008

By STAFF REPORTERS

RUSSIA threatened to NUKE Poland yesterday as the world faced the prospect of a terrifying new Cold War.
The chilling threat was issued by a top general of Vladimir Putin amid mounting tensions over the war in Georgia.

Gen Anatoly Nogovitsy lashed out after Poland agreed to help the US create a “missile shield” over Europe. He said: “Poland is making itself a target. Such targets are destroyed as a first priority.”
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China allows you to ‘replace’ your kid that was killed in the quake.

Posted by bruni on August 24, 2008

My God. China is so evil. That government is so bad. I can’t believe how people have sold there souls to the Chinese government.

I mean, what a great bunch of guys. They build the schools so substandard that they fall down in a quake where other shacks are left standing.
Then the government gives you permission to replace your lost valuables (under there one child policy) that you lost in the quake.

That is so fucking wrong.
But I think it paints a pretty accurate picture of how the Chinese government views there citizens. There citizens are commodities. Nothing else.
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If Al Gore really gave a damn about the evironment, he’d be in China right now.

Posted by bruni on August 18, 2008

But obviously there isn’t any money in it.

What a tool. Let’s bitch and moan in a country full of clear skies and ignore the world being disgusted about the Olympics being held in a stadium where you can’t even see the track from the top of the stands.
Or he wouldn’t get limoed around to his private jet……but that’s beside the point
YAY, another "Let’s bitch about Al Gore" thread!

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YAY, another "Let’s bitch about Al Gore" thread!
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President Musharraf of Pakistan to be impeached

Posted by bruni on August 16, 2008

August 7, 2008
President Musharraf of Pakistan to be impeached
Zahid Hussain in Islamabad

Political tension heightened in Pakistan today as it was confirmed that President Musharraf is to be impeached.

The leaders of the two main parties in the coalition, the Pakistan Peoples’ Party and the Pakistan Muslim League reached an agreement to force him to stand down in the early hours of this morning.

Asif Ali Zardari, the head of the Pakistan Peoples’ Party and Nawaz Sharif, the leader of the Pakistan Muslim League faction, will formally request that he steps down, and impeach him through parliamentary measures if he refuses to do so.
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